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| Once upon a time there was a dirty little man delightfully named "Kenny". This man was no ordinary man, he lived in a country far far away. One day some of his friends started exlaiming harsh words at him. He was scared so he walked away and hopped over a fence into the driveway of a man named Adam. This Adam characture was a strange one. He enjoyed playing with Barbies and making his Ken dolls burn like leprechans. Kenny saw some of this happening and was very, very scared. So, he went into the street to find a nice car to borrow. It didn't take long before he found an nice, unlocked truck owned by a fellow named Chris. | It was funny after Kenny had been driving he found the wallet of that nice man named Chris. He had fun changing the picture to his face and buying cigaretes with it. Kenny drove around for a while smoking his newly boughten pack of friends and saw some girls sitting around on a street corner not doing anything. He stopped and asked if they wanted a ride in his cool car and they said yes. |
| They told him to drive up an old dirt road and they would show him something cool. At the end of the road a quaint little tea party was happening. He drank some of this tea and was soon unaware of his suroundings. He awoke in an alley in New York wearing a clown suit three days later. |
