| This website is dedicated to the hard work of the everyday taco vendor. We know their pains and lusts for they are a part of our lives. Live not to buy the tacos...live to make them.
On behalf of us idiots we would like to declare our reasons for this page. We must make the public aware of this terrible horror that stalks us at every corner. Soon he will rage out of control and try to take YOU down too.
Although we must tell you of the monster lurking around every corner, in every refridgerator, in every baby crib, we must warn you first of his friends. These friends are not people, but things we believe he is part, or maybe in charge, of.
These things can not be seen, but instead felt. For they are nothing but the death coming to us. The stench of his and our demise. The earth is warming from the flatulence. We can not stop it. The protective ozone layer is being destroyed everyday
and we just sit back and alow this monster we have all nicknamed "Adam" to take our man-hood away. We cannot sit back and allow this to happen. We must band together and fight it. To help you must contact us before
it is too late.
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